I wrote this little poem about men who send unsolicited dick pics to women on social media at my local writer’s group during our writing prompt. Enjoy.

I haven’t written a poem in like 20 years, so savor this, I guess.

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No Thank You

By nat weaver

No thank you,
I must be going.
You’re annoying
And I don’t like it, too.
So no thank you,
I must be going.
Your unsolicited
Dick pic
Ain’t it, Nick.
I must be going.
No thank you,
I must be lamenting.
I screenshot your dm
Shared with mentioning.
My followers are dunking
And reporting.
So no thank you,
I must be going.
No thank you, Nick,
In the dms with the dick,
You must be going.
Your LinkedIn is found,
Your boss has been warned.
You’ve been fired,
Won’t be retired.
But don’t thank me,
It was an internet sleuth,
You must be going.
You deactivated,
Must be aggravated.
You must be going.
No thank you necessary.